I fully believe the original series would have made this episode if they'd gone on a few more seasons of #startrek . They already passed off a poodle with a horn hat as an alien.

This time the Kittenians need the Federation to negotiate a peace treaty with the Canites, and Kirk hatches a plan to win the day, that also still somehow involves boffing a green babe in a tinfoil bikini and stomping a Klingon in the nuts.

Since Mark Hamil started a tweet-out today, I figured to come to the site that everybody complains about Twitter on rather than Twitter today.

Please, I can't accept responsibility for my actions. I only do what Lord Blue Poo commands from his pillowfort throne atop the Futon kingdom.