i'm embracing the fediverse and moving to a new instance!
follow me at:
@penduin
(or don't. no pressure :^)

man, this mobile animal crossing game is kinda dark.
#CannibalCrossing

why yes, amazon. by all means, do tell me when mark twain releases a new book.

lousy smapril weather.

tired: smartphone
wired: phartsmone

i forgot to mention on this instance...
my kitties @[email protected] and @[email protected] have their own accounts on birb.site now.
your pets can be honorary birbs too, just ask @minego to sign up. :^)

i wonder how many times in my life i've seen mystery science theatre 3000's hatch corridor sequence. #BigNumbers

me: ooh, demo for a new lode runner!
me, minutes later: oh right, i completely suck at lode runner.

@minego the whole time i was installing my vise all i could think of was AvE. uhrrrrRRRR-click! skookum as frig, schmoo and all.

before and after. the garage has finally reached v1.0 :^) #homeownership #vise