Paul D. Ouderkirk

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I am a wind of knives

Paul was a sysadmin, previous to his career as a prophet.

I have approximate knowledge of many things.
Password researcher. Prisoner of gravity. Chaotic good. Survival is insufficient.

People should not be afraid of their governments.
Governments should be afraid of their people.

This makes me frothy.

This is the corner radii of two windows one on top of the other in macOS Tahoe.

Steve wouldn't have shipped this

I prefer to believe that Elmo simply reached the end of his rope.
Sometimes YouTube just really *gets* me, y'know?

I cannot be lured back to the office with brightly coloured breakfast cereal.

Also, I hope I never have a coffee alcove named for me.

Still no cure for being a cunt
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