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Hacking, CTFs, hiking, rowing, kart racing, reading, lifting
Pretty sure I have some friends who qualified at one point or another.
When the CTF has a new category you haven’t seen before
How they look when the SOC spots them
How red teamers living off the land picture themselves
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Thanks for nothin, GPT Chat
Who me, write programs? I could never!
When you leave testing tools running outside the testing window and the client notices. Stay in scope, kids!
When they didn’t tell me there was a honeypot on the network and I wasted three days

Kickoff call: Don’t worry, I pentest prod networks all the time, I won’t take anything down.

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