when you randomly get horny for no reason in particular

girls who do programming are like 10x hotter and i don’t know why don’t ask me

i would let a demon [redacted] me tbqh

tired: queen
wired: my liege
inspired: Grand High Archimandress of the Seven Realms, Slayer of Beasts and Liberator of the Downtrodden

Neck kisses are great, but have you considered getting bite on the neck by a beautiful female vampire instead?

A Primer on Common D&D Acronyms:
XP: Experience Points
D20: 20-sided die
5e: Fifth Edition
AD&D: Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
HP: Hit Points
GP: Gold Pieces
SP: Silver Pieces
CP: Corner Prophets, a hip-hop concert with Israeli and Palestinian rappers with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts

this place is cool cause i can just say let's talk about beans, and then everyone talks about beans for a while

*sits down across from you*
The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.