if you fuck you cant be on mastodon i heard thats an important rule

i went to culvers and they forgot to give me my shake. i went in 10 minute4s later and they gave me a melted shake. Im not sure if i can be mad cause the guy who gave it to me looked not very smart

you ever just want to slam dunk on someones face?

See if that was on Twitter I would have gotten banned

I heard wil wheat on is an idiot

I can say stuff like that now because this isnt twitter

I heard that Jack Dorsey is a bad man and cant do anything cool