Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

There is the saying “asleep at the switch” meaning someone failed to do their job. I’m this case, he is literally asleep at the switch.

Heynong man.

Just a random non sequitur. Guy is saying it out of the blue and the other dude is like, “huh?”

He choked on vomit.

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

Fleas usually make a dog itch, but here his back is the one itching.

If I’m ever in life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

You! I want to take you to a hay bar!

Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago… They were quite funny. Can’t remember where I saw them.