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Tech lead at a fintech of sorts

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@marcoarment you are 100% going to splurge on better beans for the restaurant. Perhaps after you overhear a patron complain about the coffee. 100%. And I support this decision.
Maybe DMs aren’t a thing on Mastodon? In any case, toot me or whatever.
If you are an iOS, Android or Web developer looking for a referral to Capital One (and have work authorization for the US already) DM me and I’ll refer you.
@gruber also shout-out to Past Gruber’s “I only eat apples” line when enjoying an apple on one of the early Talk Show episodes (from the Dan Benjamin days)

@gruber i think you’d get a kick out of the writing style and utility of this site:

https://applerankings.com/

I stumbled across it when looking for a scathing description of the Red Delicious for an analogy I was making in a memo for work.

Now I visit it every time I encounter a new apple variety at the grocery store.

Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange

The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.

Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
@siracusa actually, “Dupe Doctor” is pretty good
@gruber those Canary cardboard knives are truly amazing. One of your best recommendations. They’ll be getting a lot of use in the next few weeks.
@siracusa there’s also a “Holding Space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity” joke in here somewhere
@gruber put AirPods in the next time you buy something using Shop from your phone. The stereo purchase confirmation sound is :chef-kiss: