“It can’t be that stupid, you must be prompting it wrong.”

Yeah! Things are already bad. It’s so much simpler to let it get worse than trying to make things better!

I didn’t know cheese laid eggs! Neat!

BREAKING: Chatbot says random bullshit!

“Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.” -John Scalzi, The Android’s Dream

…which is based on seconds, which is based on ??? IDFK (neither would they)

“The second, symbol s, is the SI unit of time. It is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the caesium frequency, Δν~Cs~, the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of the caesium 133 atom, to be 9 192 631 770 when expressed in the unit Hz, which is equal to s−1.” www.bipm.org/en/si-base-units/second

Uh oh…

spoiler

I like the absence of corporate shills and ads. Also, why doesn’t anyone talk about sports teams owned by billionaires?

“Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.” –AM

It looked like they were using it to cheat on a homework assignment.