Alternatively:

When I move out of the hell that is Missouri and its new near-total gender-affirming care ban, if anyone close by wants to ride along, I can take the majority of the expenses on that front most likely.

Hell, anyone wanna come along? I’m willing to take a trustfall if you are. Let’s be roommates and pals.

I’ve got to leave, maybe you do too.

I’m genuine with my offer.

DM me if interested, let’s get to know each other