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Thanks to Scott Keck-Warren for sitting down to talk with Ian about Database Design and Taming Time - want to learn more? There's still time to get tickets for Longhorn PHP 2025! The conference starts next Thursday - get your tickets!

https://longhornphp.com

Welp, @longhorn is keeping me up at night. Sponsor support has been great (we'll have two after-parties and a speaker dinner this year!), speaker lineup is solid...and ticket booking curve is *scary*

I get it. US politics, TX politics, economic malaise, fractured social media. But presenting to (and sponsoring) a full room is a lot more fun than...not that.

If there's a place where we should be getting the word out but haven't, @ me. If ticket price is a factor, DM me. Thx for your support :)

I want everyone I know that thinks "antifa" should be a terrorist group to self-identify so I can shun them. Maybe punch them. I'm proudly anti-facist. Trying to find a way to post this on Facebook in a way that's most likely to bring out the Nazis so I can punch them.

"Democrats want to give free health care to illegals!" I have to assume that means everyone else gets health care too... So... Yay!

(When racist assholes say "illegals" I charitably replace it with "people" and it usually sounds like a policy I can support.)

It's times like these I envy those countries that dissolve their legislatures and hold new elections whenever the government craps out.
Today would be a good day for King Trump to release his tax returns.

what if everyone just let trans people live our lives in peace

i bet it would be good

We've extended our CFP for this year's conference to end-of-day August 1. If you thought you missed it, you have time to get in your last-minute submissions. Head over to https://cfp.longhornphp.com to post 'em.
Longhorn PHP Conference CFP

Call for Presenters for Longhorn PHP Conference

Britain: "voting for Brexit is the greatest act of national self-harm in a generation"

America: "Hold my beer"