Dave Olsen

@olsenprime
171 Followers
64 Following
460 Posts

#Writer. #Dad. #Geek. Potential national treasure/embarrassment.


Content creator and podcast host with Nerd OD.


🎂 Originally joined Mastodon (mas.to) on November 7th 2022.

My Short Story Collectionhttps://amzn.eu/d/9F9ALDP
Linkshttps://beacons.ai/olsenprime
Nerd ODhttps://linktr.ee/nerdod
Show threadDave OlsenJun 1
Is it too late to change my answer? 😂
Show threadDave OlsenMay 31
@harrybo Small car. Can’t explain it.
Dave OlsenMay 30

Men only want one thing and it’s…

…a full-size, operational trebuchet.

Dave OlsenMay 26
The British Empire was really out colonizing the whole world with the least creative people in history.
Dave OlsenMay 19
Here’s an idea. How about we just cancel the stupid thing rather than committing to another decade of this nonsense. https://apple.news/AMRyvYW62SgugiUZVmzNCLQ
HS2 bill could rise to £102bn with first trains delayed until 2039, government admits — The Guardian

Transport secretary Heidi Alexander blames Conservative government for ‘obscene increase in times and costs’

Show threadDave OlsenMay 18
Labour in this country are so desperate not to piss off the racists and it’s infuriating.
Dave OlsenMay 18
Oh Andy… Do please fuck off.
Dave OlsenMay 10
Throwback to a little over a week ago in Belfast where I discovered that I actually love Guinness. Ready to make it my whole pub personality from now on.
Dave OlsenMay 4

Forget Hogwarts Houses… I want to know what Strixhaven College you are. Mine’s Quandrix.

#MagicTheGathering

Dave OlsenMay 3
Went to see E.T. In the cinema with the family today. First time seeing it in MANY years so there was a bunch of stuff I’d simply forgotten about. Proper heartwarming experience (and John Williams score puts in so much work).