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It is far from a perfect finish, but it’s kind of crazy that you can take some math, some fabric, and some thread in a machine and just create something in an afternoon.
Getting the urge to go bald again. Who has the restraints ready?
As Locktober draws to a close, one can’t help but wonder…is it time for a permalocker again?
This chlorinated suit is so easy to get into! Definitely need some other pieces done (with back access…for activities…)
I love being gay because would straight culture include making a red white and blue western costume from a wranglers shirt, fringe, and a cut up throw pillow to attend a pun-named birthday party on July 5 where friends are somehow even more ridiculously attired?? No?
Headed to the airport to go home 😓
The new silicone hood feels so good! Just need to test its full functionality now…
This set sitting in my lobby feels like a fae trap. It’s definitely a fae trap, right?

Moved a total of 10,035lbs over 3 movements and a lot of reps today. Gotta keep’em wondering if the ass is natural or a BBL*.

*Actual thing I’ve been asked.

There are worse views to have from the hotel shower (even if I would never come here if it weren’t for work this week).