walross pup floating in middlespace
(or somewhere in a sea around Europe)
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pokes at computers 🖥️ 🐧
loves fun underwear 🩲 🩳
drinks too much tea 🫖 🍵
nature/science nerd 🧬 🍄
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"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." — The Doctor
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min = √30 ≈ 5.5
max = 30÷2 ≈ 15
littleAge = range(min, max)
bigAge = 30 (this number keeps incrementing each year for some reason, scientists are yet to find an explanation for it)