The four stages of Mastodon user:
* what’s a Mastodon
* I feel lost and alone how does this work
* oh wow this is actually pretty cool
* I have compiled a linux kernel

If you eat my flesh I will have no flesh, so what then

@ 2019:
don't fuck this up for us aight

me at myself, all the time: god shut up I’m begging you

i don't need a reason to eat rocks but i'll take whatever reason you give me