OK, switched to the only browser that won't ruin the internet: Safari for Windows.
Unpopular opinion: being able to put a really efficient nginx cache in front of slow resources is not a valid excuse to continue building really slow resources. [cough] nodejs [cough]
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Does literally every Apple TV+ show feature Apple product placement?
We watched Schmigadoon recently, which features a couple getting lost in the woods and then ending up in a weird "like Colonial Williamsburg" fantasyland where "phones don't work" and there doesn't seem to be technology of any kind, yet Keegan Michael Key wore his Apple Watch through the whole dang show, despite clearly having a dead battery.
One thing that made me laugh, though: there's an Apple Store in downtown Schmigadoon:
Jake and Elwood leading all the cops in Roku City on an epic chase, "the Acuras are in early this year..."
I frickin' hate it when people don't clean up after their ghost dogs.