> We electrified everything that made sense to electrify a half century ago.

Not even close. We electrify more and more as tech improves. Do you really think people were using electric leaf blowers in the 1970s?

There are tells all over the page:

> Redefining AI efficiency with extreme compression

"Redefine" is a favorite word of AI. Honestly no need to read further.

> the key-value cache, a high-speed "digital cheat sheet" that stores frequently used information under simple labels

No competent engineer would describe a cache as a "cheat sheet". Cheat sheets are static, but caches dynamically update during execution. Students don't rewrite their cheat sheets during the test, do they? LLMs love their inaccurate metaphors.

> QJL: The zero-overhead, 1-bit trick

> It reduces each resulting vector number to a single sign bit (+1 or -1). This algorithm essentially creates a high-speed shorthand that requires zero memory overhead.

Why does it keep emphasizing zero overhead? Why is storing a single bit a "trick?" Either there's currently an epidemic of algorithms that use more than one bit to store a bit, or the AI is shoving in extra plausible-sounding words to pad things out. You decide which is more likely.

It's 1:30am and I can't sleep, and I still regret wasting my time on this slop.