Seacrets Enthusiast (parody)

@nougatmachine
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Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night. https://twitter.com/govlarryhogan/status/1560220080910245888
@notjustbikes what on earth is going on here, major construction in the city center is shuttling bikes and sometimes cars (😱) onto the same lane as opposite-direction traffic?!
@siracusa please tell me, as a fellow northerner, you are also disgusted by this portmanteau combining words with completely different vowel sounds.
I contain multitudes.
@due how can I set up a repeating timer to do something every third business day (saturdays and sundays not counting towards the tally)?
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
imagine how bereft one’s life would be without me in it…
well personally I tend to prefer mike’s hard mayonnaise but this to-go packet will do in a pinch
they really just can’t help themselves huh