Ladies, if your man:

- is a book bag
- can be used for carrying things
- is related to sack
- can be found in a supermarket
- is an evening bag

He's not your man. He's a bag.

Ladies, if your man:

- has an earth
- is related to système solaire in French
- is related to sol system
- has planets
- is related to planet

He's not your man. He's a solar system.

Ladies, if your man:

- is a vegetable
- is part of pumpkin
- can be called pumpkin
- can be called cucurbita pepo
- is a squash

He's not your man. He's a pumpkin.

Ladies, if your man:

- can be called keberhasilan in Malay
- is a solution
- is a flying colors

He's not your man. He's a success.

Ladies, if your man:

- is a pastry
- can be found in the windowsill
- is an apple pie
- is a rhubarb pie
- is related to apple

He's not your man. He's a pie.

Ladies, if your man:

- is an agaric
- is a fungus
- is part of stuffed mushroom
- can be called cogumelos in Portuguese
- is a vegetable

He's not your man. He's a mushroom.

Ladies, if your man:

- is related to statue
- is related to picture
- is related to design
- is related to music
- is related to creative

He's not your man. He's an art.

Ladies, if your man:

- is a garden spade
- can be called โพดำ in Thai

He's not your man. He's a spade.

Ladies, if your man:

- is an apparel chain
- can be called rangkaian in Indonesian
- is a series

He's not your man. He's a chain.

Ladies, if your man:

- can be called sst perkara in Indonesian
- can be called matter
- is an object
- is a security blanket
- is a snorter

He's not your man. He's a thing.