'Tis a fine batten, but sure it is no post, English.

https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ROTWKG19120814.2.56.5

This is a mangrove, right?

Oh yeah they made a documentary about the guy

I thought that maybe that was the single braincell, stored in the butt for safe-keeping.

You joke, but I distinctly remember doing this about 10 years ago for a local auction website.

Straight into the depression memes folder ✅️

That's a fridge.

People these days just expect you to beat it into submission with the toilet brush smh

With the 3rd official language being NZSL ( New Zealand Sign Language )