Infinite April Fools, sponsored by Google.
I like this guy Bataille. From “Sexuality Beyond Consent,” by the psychoanalyst Avgi Saketopoulou.
Immediate delete. I use FedEx a couple of times a year. No, I haven’t seen the app lately, because it’s a utility, not an attraction.

The evolution of Steve Albini: ‘If the dumbest person is on your side, you’re on the wrong side’
The long read: Steve Albini was long synonymous with the indie underground, playing in revered bands and recording albums by the Pixies, PJ Harvey and Nirvana. He also often seemed determined to offend as many people as possible. What led him to reassess his past?
The GuardianReading Candide for the first time, très amusé. Project Gutenberg is your friend.
That sweet, sweet Intuit TurboTax layout beauty.