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@Gabi_B_ Bisous à vous deux
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@jexner They removed the sofa. Pity.
@umienne Serait-ce une tarte à la noisette ?

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I'm tired boss

My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.

Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

@s427 @Erdrokan Bonne idée
@s427 @Erdrokan Je dirais donc : AU BÛCHER !