At first i thought reading was easy, but then i encountered reading academically, fuck that took a hot minute to reskill

Am now suffering through trying to learn to write. This one, i can't do at all and there's so many ways to write so i just hope i spend less than 63829 years per essay by the end of the semester, I'm begging for my free time back. Please

I finally understood what coffee was when i realised that u just soak the beans to get the water flavoured, it's literally like tea

So anyway I'm really annoyed that I can't go to a coffee cupping lesson because i would probably end up with cardiac arrest before i got through even one blend's notes

Lecturer thought i stole work off the internet when we were supposed to submit our own work

Good thing it wasnt worth marks or i wouldve been more miffed

My lecturer asked us to introduce ourselves and our degrees, I was quite reluctant and embarrassed about mine. Why? Because it's a discontinued degree sure, but moreso because it's not a conventional degree name so it sticks out like a sore thumb, also simultaneously sounding like a joke, as if a high schooler had thrown keywords into a random generator.

Nevertheless, he only had positive things to say... if "rare" is a positive thing, that is...