Noah Kennedy

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"the service shall consume more bandwidth until the link capacity has been saturated"

i move lots of requests around CloudFlare's edge very fast, and occasionally keep the load balanced

rust programmer, tokio.rs maintainer

senior systems engineer by day, incident skull admiral and network programming performance junkie by night

i feast on link capacity

SREs want me, network engineers fear me

follow requests are on to avoid bots - i will almost certainly approve your follow req

pronounsthey/them
@foone i also include LOICENSE.md to annoy the brits
@joe Time to make a modern JLPGA PowerBook 170
her ass is unbothered by the IETF
@thermia @q im so jelly of her
processor cores per celsius

@aqshafei yea

and it's the same in every workplace

this clip has killed me i need to repost everywhere https://fxbsky.app/profile/prettypinkpansy.bsky.social/post/3mhbgplyin22y
red - I HAVE A MIGRAINE (@prettypinkpansy.bsky.social)

why the hell would i use DLSS5 when i could literally just do this instead

FxBluesky
ok im glad i am not the only one here
@foone ABCDEF, of course