Congratulations!!

When I was losing weight, I found that a Grip 6 nylon belt with infinite adjustability (no holes) was great. I could set it wherever I needed it to keep my now-baggy pants from falling down.

I plead immaculate Midichlorians, Master.

Like cheese_greater mentioned, I believe any in-app browsing in iOS uses a version of Safari; you can’t open a similar Firefox or Brave mini-browser in-app, you can only send them the link and switch.

Settings -> General -> Use Default Browser, turn it off. Links will load in-app.

Last weekend, I told my wife how damn handy I was after fixing her shower mixer. Not five minutes later, I loosened a screw that caused the mixer to blow out and me to do a 200 yard dash to shut the water off before the wall and basement flooded. Two hours of cleanup ensued.

Sometimes I’m a fuckin’ idiot.

42” to ride with a parent per the park’s website; my son was over 48” when he turned six.

I unironically love my beats fit pro for phone calls and any kind of workout or yard work. They aren’t my best sounding headphones, but they’re the most versatile and stay put in my Dumbo sized ear holes.

If you haven’t done it already, there’s a calibration in iOS that will set a sound balance to your liking. That solves a lot of the overpowering bass that Beats loves to use.

Obligatory FRJ

#thepenismightier

Diqënabœckz - aisle 37 bay 9