The PHP internals team has voted 38–4 to deprecate all OOP constructs in PHP 9.0.
Reason: LLMs produce 34% fewer errors on procedural codebases. SOLID principles cause context overload in 78% of tested models. `__construct()` is the #1 source of LLM hallucinations in PHP.
#laravel and #symfony are assessing their roadmaps. WordPress is already compatible.
How are you preparing your codebase?
