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๐ŸŒ‰ Bay Area

Product-Engineering Manager for a software product portfolio; former iOS dev; attorney (CA/IL); large-format photographer; marriage ministress; cinema nut; weeb; lifelong weird girl.

Lover of myths, legends, fairy tales, fantasies, and folklore; 6502 assembly aspirer; book hoarder; gaming nostalgist; gore-adverse, torture-adverse feminist horror film fan; food worshipper; Slack poet; ace-demi-recipro-crier; a total and complete mess.

๐Ÿถ::๐Ÿท::๐Ÿบ::๐Ÿน::๐Ÿธ

Pronounsshe/her/cthulhu fhtagen
Favorite AnimeGunbuster
Favorite Fairy TaleVasilisa the Beautiful
Thing I Can Cook Better Than YouPopovers

Okay, pretty sure the mastodon image cache is the problem: I canโ€™t post anything with images, but everything else comes through.

@pauline, heeeellllpppp!

Wowsers. Okay. Still working on getting our mastodon instance up and running again. ๐Ÿ™„
testing
San Francisco gives.
Some dolls and I dragged dear @pauline to a Tate McRae concert. The seats ended up being amazing, but I think she would have preferred Big Thief and a gin flight. โ˜บ๏ธ

My sister is in town!

I am a large person. My sister is a pipsqueak. She makes for good cover (and hijinks!) when weโ€™re out on the town.

My ex was in the mountains for a week, which meant I had Chibi all to myself!
The median point between separation anxiety and fear of baths.

Welp, just got laid off this morning. Anybody hiring remote DevOps/infrastructure engineers?

https://sharitt.com/~bsharitt/resume/

Got dragged to an escape room by @pauline and her queers. We escaped, but only because of some accidental sequence breaking at the very end.