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I shouldn’t be allowed access to editing tools on my phone…………
Not my stupid ass thinking they made a Ralph Nader reality show.

My painting, "Capybara at Sunset"! It was painted completely from imagination!

#art #sunset #capybara #painting

Threadless is running a pretty big sale now ($12.50 basic shirts, everything else cheaper too). I’ve put up some oldies and goodies including this new drop if you’re into old obscure SNL jokes from the 90s. Now until Sept 2/3 https://yawns.threadless.com/
I decided to get ahead of the curve on the next logo-induced faux conservative outrage.
We are well into year 9 and it has increased 10 fold. She’s got our 4 year old doing it now.
Random TikTok screenshot still in my phone:

I’ll have this shirt up during threadless’ annual Labor Day sale super cheap (I’ll try to beat them up on shipping but no promises).

I have it up in the store now (https://yawns.threadless.com/), but it’ll also be up on sale and you really should wait for that. It’s like 50% off. That’s nuts.

And, for me, it’s the difference between making 30 cents or making 75 cents. I really do need a new provider.

My buddy, Nick, made a great shirt and it's on sale for $13 (through 8/13) and a portion of the proceeds go to the ACLU.

You can get it here:
https://yawns.threadless.com/designs/crazy-pills?fbclid=PAQ0xDSwMIamxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp2JrPpT52wApnwMygE8dRfvvaE5UTWE62VcmzQ-8n-WjEXm8mQaers_rNxT4_aem_7aW69hsLMNA_-7wn9XD3_w

On a fun note, my Vasectomy doctor didn’t use as much numbing agent as he could have and I felt that that shit (worth it).