Nick Mortensen

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One of only a handful of experts in the world on signage. Continuing my lifetime of learning on this very specific topic.

2-time Winner of Wisconsin's Funniest Comedian.

CityGreen Bay
NFL TeamPackers
IndustrySignage
Nick MortensenDec 31

The most reassuring observation I can offer as we head into 2026 is that JD Vance isn’t making any observable effort at all toward getting jacked right now.

When that happens, it’ll be the leading indicator that there is an effort to get people to start seeing him as the successor.

Nick MortensenDec 21
Where does that one rank in all-time Packers/Bears thrillers? The Randall Cobb game may have been surpassed.
Nick MortensenNov 1

If you ever wanted to know the whole story of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” it’s here on this Reddit post. Happy Halloween!

https://www.reddit.com/r/30ROCK/s/48haUZHsfq

Nick MortensenOct 31
My 5 year-old and 8 year-old are both taking voluntary naps that THEY suggested. Hopefully the naps work, but I am beginning to worry they might be too sick to Trick-or-Treat.
Show threadNick MortensenOct 31
Maybe a deal is made and we avoid this scenario. If not, though…you can imagine
Show threadNick MortensenOct 31
Your fellow Americans are going to be dumber and more aggravated starting tomorrow. Probably hungrier, too…
Show threadNick MortensenOct 31
But since we don’t know how much worse let’s just
Imagine 40 million people losing 10 IQ points and
Only getting an hour of sleep last night…
Show threadNick MortensenOct 31
Seems pretty clear the real
Scenario for more than 40 million Americans starting tomorrow is worse than what the study was charting,..
Show threadNick MortensenOct 31
The study scenario and the real life scenario aren’t exactly 1:1 comparators. For the study it was an acute spike from an imagined bill & in real life it’s a very real set of additional expenses over a longer term…
Show threadNick MortensenOct 31
Now couple that with the stress of seeing Obamacare premiums double each month AND the holidays?