BAFFLED archaeologist

@neroli
10 Followers
7 Following
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disclaimer: not a real archaeologist
@Kittyo oh big same! it's a really effective alarm clock 👀
@Laughter @valerio should we.. make a cryptids instance? or is that just the same as the discord? it feels the same as the discord.
good morning, I slept Forever because the alternative was making a start on my uni assignments so I'm glad to know nothing has changed this semester
@valerio look,, @freshmaker asked and I was obligated to deliver
@freshmaker (I'm. so sorry.)
@freshmaker According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick
hi mastodon :)