Sorry my mom wouldn't stop talking on our killing spree.

Ringing in the New Year by making human sacrifices to the dark lord

Merry Christmas!! May the Dark Lord slide down your chimney and steal the souls of all the people that have wronged you.

My birthday should be 6 months with payed leave.

Having a ghostgiving with the young sailors that I lured to their death.

Really enjoyed eating all the repressed sexual energy my mom fisted into the turkey.

Your doppelganger leaves a trail of tarot cards that lead to the death of your subconscious.

Set your clocks back so far that you become a formless entity that can shapeshift into any cloud.