Don't be fooled by his impish grin. This stacked, muscular doughnut hulk has had to be chained to a post by the people of Torquay to restrain his murderous rages...

This year's fancy dress party is "Things that begin with L"...

Lentils with WHAT in?

They've mis-spelled "wee"...

Made the mistake of asking son to "make sure you get the mountains in".

Sitting here, knees bent, my buttocks elevated from the ground, supported by a pleasantly soft surface propped up by a series of struts, thinking we may have reached...

Netflix's Top Ten runs from Monday to Sunday, and we came out last Thursday. We thought we had no chance of making the list because we're a new children's programme, not from an established IP and we were only on the service for half the week. Well, we hit number 7 with 2 million views last week for our dopey, silly, farty, and very bad dinosaurs. A real honour to be there with some great shows. Thank you all for watching!

Happy Easter! Hope - like this sexy-voiced velociraptor - you get all the eggs you ever wanted... #baddinosaurs

It's here! Chums, grab your small humans and devour Bad Dinosaurs on Netflix this Easter holiday, if that's your sort of thing!