Booted Destiny 2 for the first time in a long while. The cinematic to "catch you up" on what has been happening is absolutely batshit "the spungler has come" dramatic music "then another arthrax rose in the mimble matrix" more dramatic music "now the traveller did light against the shadow as cannalax threatens the star void" more dramatic music...
Scenario: Apple reveal their long awaited car design. It's a Subi L series wagon with an Apple logo. Press goes absolutely wild. Millions sold in first hour.