Slay me and tell me what my loot drops are
me: *hitting CTRL+S while editing a cloud document*
y'all my friends in Los Coulters just released a new music video and it's *animated by multiple AI's*; it's honestly one of the weirdest, coolest, & prettiest music videos I've seen -- (their human-animated videos are amazing too)
https://youtu.be/FzDkYQOKbmc
my computer should ask me permission before drawing more than 20% of the screen in a bright color
some people drive like the worst thing that can happen on the road is having to slow down & some people drive like the worst thing that can happen on the road is death
Cosmic Creator Bird, perching at the Sunflower of All Entropy, scooping out galaxseeds, throwing them on the floor ⭐ 🌌 🌟 🌀
I can't get mad at my bird for throwing his food on the floor. He's a bird. They've got a long relationship with throwing food on the floor. Whole ecosystems have been built and destroyed by birds throwing their food on the floor.
rude to make a cupboard shelf that's just a little less than 2 cans tall
me, time traveling, trying to impress wild west folk: oh yea future's great, we got horseless buggies, flying machines, beef made entirely out of beans
some ruffian: ya got can openers that don't break after 15 cans?
me: oh, uh... no. no haven't quite figured that one out yet
compost piles are like trash bins except instead of animals getting into them it's plants getting out of them