Naomi Alderman

@naomialderman
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Novels (eg The Power), games (eg Zombies, Run!), now TV. Unorthodox Jew. I can electrocute people with the power of my mind.

alright. this seems like a not unreasonable place to put this.

I am in the early stages of scoping out and designing a NEW GAME. haven't done one of those for AGES.

so: are you, or do you know, a coder who might like to work with me on creating an indie game? I think I'm basically looking for "someone who knows and likes my work & would be excited to talk to me about a new project" (for money).

There’s also nice badges. But I have a feeling nice badges is less interesting to the Mastodon audience than trying to make technology less.. like… this. Anyway if you write about/blog about tech and want an Advance Reader Copy of the book just let me know.
Here’s some book promotion, so now we know we’re really on a social network. But, very seriously if you follow me on here (actually, if you’re on here) I think you will really like this book. It’s about how technology billionaires are going to destroy us all if we don’t get together and stop them. And about some skunkworks activists who get together to try to bring them down: bit.ly/TheFuturePreorderUS
BBC2 on a Wednesday night in 1983. I am an elitist and I think this was better.
Hat-tip to the FT for this “the uplands are not sunny” headline.
The thing that is brilliant about The Boys From Brazil is that this is exactly as nuts as Nazism was. The plan in the movie is totally utterly bonkers and this is a perfect reflection of Nazism.
As of today, my Japanese is at that appalling level where, combined with the name Naomi, I’m able to ask short questions in Japanese sufficiently convincingly that I get an answer in Japanese which I have no hope of understanding.
Anyway, the sky very much is the colour of a television tuned to a dead channel.
Arrived in Japan for first ever trip. Not even at the hotel and already three people have asked me why I’m called Naomi. Because it’s also a Japanese name! So I imagine they’re expecting someone who looks quite different. They seem a little dissatisfied when I say “it’s also a Jewish name”. Tempted to make up some satisfying lie eg that my grandfather was Japanese but I feel this is how Larry David ends up getting himself in trouble every episode.
I fucking hate that I can’t review my workout data on my Apple Watch without “setting a move goal” (and a stand goal! And an exercise goal!)
How about if I’m someone who’s made fitness apps for 12 years, Apple, and I don’t believe in the goal-setting and rewarding paradigm because I’ve actually read the research on the long term demotivating effect of rewards you fuckers?
How about if I just want you to count my lengths in the pool and not enrol me in your head-patting regime?