Mysti Berry

@mysti
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Software technical writer
Crime fiction writer
Published in AHMM and EQMM and many anthologies
NaNoWriMo 2023 mystiberry

My avatar is a slightly-out-of-date author's headshot and my header is me and my two brothers out in the Southern Nevada desert, shooting. I am the black sheep of my family: pro gun control.

PublisherLOW DOWN DIRTY VOTE
Writercrime fiction
Pronounsshe/her
PoliticsPro-democracy

When you listen to The Verge's podcast and they're legitimately saying Mastodon is a "no girls allowed" club? And we don't want Facebook here because Instagram will bring women here?!

What the fuck is wrong with these American tech pundits? Mastodon is the gayest, transest, most feminine social network I've ever seen. There are so many more outspoken, smart, odd, and downright weird women here than I've ever seen on any other social network. It's fucking great.

if you should accidentally discover that you are as fast drunk as your coworkers are sober...such a temptation...
My favorite Bob Seger song? the one Tina Turner wrote.
I enjoy ladysplaining as little as I do mansplaining.
I'm finding the most *interesting* people on mastodon.

In case you haven't been following the news about Trump's recent arrest for committing espionage...

Those documents were planted, but also they weren't because they are his and he totally has a right to have them. And also he never had them. And also when he had them he declassified them with his secret mind powers. Except for that time he told someone on tape that he didn't declassify them. And also that time when he told a different person they were secret and they should look at them. Except also he was kidding. Which is something the FBI made him do to set him up. And also Biden and Hillary did the exact same thing. And also that doesn't matter because Jack Smith's wife made political donations once. And also did you know George Soros funds prosecutors? Which proves those documents were planted, but also they weren't, because...

Schaudentürdash: the feeling you get as you watch the little red car on the map miss your house over and over
Just had to delete my favorite line from this chapter--it doesn't fit anymore. #killingMyDarlings #crimeFiction

It just feels like a good day for #democracy.

#ByeByeBoris #IndictmentDay

I enjoy how Jack Smith is grabbing him by the box.