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Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne

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I support satellites and survivors.

Eagle Scout, TES enthusiast, lifeguard and SCUBA diver, satellite software dev/op.

https://myrrlyn.net/

https://keybase.io/myrrlyn

MSP → DTW → SLC; 🏠 UTC-7.

Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Aug 18, 2019

What's poppin lo-gang, today I destroyed my Arch package manager's database of "what shit do I have installed" without actually uninstalling anything so now my whole machine is frozen in time

not the worst possible thing to happen but uh, how do I. How do I rebuild it?

Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Aug 13, 2019

Exchanging my regular classes for my sunglasses when I go outside is the closest I'll come to "RPG character optimizes outfit specs for environment"

Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Jul 27, 2019

A cool thing about My Diaphragm is how when I sneeze while laying down, the contraction lifts both my head and my legs in an ungainly V shape for an instant

Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Jun 4, 2019

What's the polite way to hand someone a journal with the clear subtext, but not stated outright bc that'd be rude, of "for the love of God please use this and stop texting me"

Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Apr 26, 2019

millennials 🤝 ents

they've got vines on their minds

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Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Mar 27, 2019

(GCC has been a mixed C/C++ codebase since 2010)

Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Mar 27, 2019

If C were really a production ready systems language don't you think its compiler would be written in it

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Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne Mar 26, 2019

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 https://cmpwn.com/@sir/101812262949425037