My first edition of The Klonickles on Substack!

https://open.substack.com/pub/klonick/p/there-are-four-lights-elon

Thanks to @donieosullivan
@oliverdarcy @benjaminwittes
@scottjshapiro

and shout-outs to
@flogsell
@carun
@kashhill

TL;DR: Star Trek, Foucault, crochet patterns and a pigeon

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.