Fulkery1I may be hungover but I have a clean hoodie.
In a long-term, committed relationship with coffee.
Float On
- 54 Followers
- 112 Following
- 142 Posts
MadHatterMommyThem: are you sure?
Me: your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
Me: your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
Voldemort: Voldemort ALWAYS knows!
Peeves:
Peeves: Dude, you don’t even have a nose.
Peeves:
Peeves: Dude, you don’t even have a nose.
Lizzy 💫Oh yeah, I'll be totally off the grid this weekend.
*pulls a tiny backup grid outta my pocket
Ham on WryI never wrote an introduction because in time Mastodon followers will form their own picture of who I am ... real or otherwise.
As a teen I'd wait an hour for a naughty picture to download and now I get frustrated when IG takes more than 5 seconds to share a reel about Japanese van racing to my story.
Queen Of CoffeeThe rarest of events occurs today at 4pm ET and lasts until around 9pm ET.
It's not an eclipse.
It's not the Super Bowl (that's tomorrow, duh)
I'm not giving birth or getting married
Hubs is taking all 3 kids out. I'm going to be at home all by myself. No one is going to be asking me for anything. It's going to be quiet. I'm so excited.
It's flattering and humbling to have so many accomplished, educated and intelligent people follow my Mastodon account.
It's such a huge change from the 'Oh, yeah' and 'Fuck-you' trolls that would saturate my account on the dead bird site.
"Everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta wait and find the one worth suffering for"...
Always thought it was a bullshit phrase, until I found someone who made me believe in it.
You shouldn't tell people you love them, if you don't understand love.