stomping 2023 hard enough to make a crater, pointing at it and giving 2024 a meaningful glare

my writer says that letting Serrano get too big in this story would contradict later writings that suggest she was getting to mega-sizes for the first time then, but counterpoint: never argue with a giant coyote-taur

might pick up "nour: play with your food", because playing with my food is one of my strengths

it's a lot of fun to remind people on superyachts that coyotes can swim

stadium, snack bowl, potato potahto, right

don't be silly, there are no cries of help and splashing noises coming from my margarita, but you can take a closer look if you want to be sure

being described as "potentially harmful" is fine but "native florida" is borderline slander

i am not saying i am responsible for my author writing a novel-length story about a coyote becoming one of the most dangerous beings in the multiverse, i am just saying i am pleased she is

my author is thinking about paw shapes. is “terrifyingly vast” a shape

okay, but let me show you what happens when a hot coyote woman does