murphy slaw

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salad of last resort

there are two asses fighting inside you

a wiseass and a dumbass

letting our society's entire system by which people find mates be rebuilt from the ground up by nerds who hate to make phone calls is one of those rare cases of the culture steering directly into my lane
I’m not sure people understand how terrifying things are for American Jews right now. Like many, my father barely escaped the nazis. So the fact that antisemitism is being normalized right now & NOT denounced by every leader of the 2 major political parties is frightening. We need to know our govt & our institutions will keep us safe & we aren’t sure now. This is a common feeling amongst Am. Jews right now. Please take the time to understand the fear & demand your leaders denounce it.
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proposal:

for every million dollars you earn after the first five you have to provide room and board for a clown that follows you around and taunts you mercilessly

trying out app dating for real now and i forgot that my body can't tell the difference between being excited, scared, or about to throw up