@dirk PLANKTON TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF???? i just remember when they had the whole episode about squidward trying to kill himself???? why are they obsessed with suicide at spongebob

@dirk YEAH THATS WHAT I SETTLED ON flaky is obviously the page of doom

@dirk cant believe it........ when i was debating whether toothy would be a maid or page of doom.................. you outted me

@dirk WHY MUST YOU OUT ME WHEN I WAS WRITING HTF CLASSPECTS

@dirk reading homestuck is the polar opposite of eating pussy

@dirk "racist vriska" was a one hit ko

zebede called me a slur when i asked him to leave my house (i never gave him my address)

ARDATA,,,,,,,,