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overly fond of linefeeds and nonsense

mascflux bi guy

communist, not forklift certified (yet)

trans rights and queer rights are human rights. terfs eat rocks

free Palestine

ask me what text editor i use, i dare you

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testimonials:

"if i found you in the woods i'd keep you" my wife <3

"one of the best, most underappreciated posters on here" @starwall

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pfp dithered by @enbyss

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send a follow request if you want, i'll probably approve it but no promises

#nobot

pronounsthey/he
age20 or 30 years old
I was at the grocery store today and everybody was this guy
I think the greatest thing about It happening, there are constantly new Its added to the list of Its that can happen. Every day, the chances of It happening increases.
not loving the racism in this one
don't get me wrong, it's not a /good/ game, i recommend it.

asking the potion seller if this episode of x-files is dark or wet

she laughs and says "it's a good episode sir"

watch episode: it's dark

i ask if the episode is creepy or wet
back in the early 90s i had a buddy whose moms worked as a Delta flight attendant. apparently the worst celebrity she ever had on a flight was Chuck Norris. we were young so i dunno what the unvarnished details of that story may have been, but she did convey that he was an incredible asshole. that's always stuck with me.
x files s6e12
@muon just like posting on mastodon

"agent mulder what the hell is going on"

"the future is here sir"

"agent scully what the fuck is this asshole on about"

"i'd listen to what he's saying if i were you sir"

"WHAT"