Oh shit the prophecy of the four pointing Bob Odenkirks has come to pass
These are the only meat suits we could find, but we're making the best of it.
Previously: Comedy Central, The Onion, a baby
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frankypelvisInaugural post. A hamburger walk cycle
To the haters who say Elon Musk will never do anything funny, I will remind you that someday he will die
The way you know capitalism poisoned our brains is we all deep down feel kinda bad for Pepsi
John McCain’s mom is still alive, so he’s going to die without ever getting to tweet about smoking weed.
The Simpsons ride at Universal is 10 years old and it’s still the only theme park ride that is anti-capitalist and stars Kelsey Grammer.
revenantForrest Gump is Ready Player One for baby boomers. send that toot baby
America was so horny for Alicia Silverstone in the early 90s, Aerosmith was allowed to kill with impunity as long as they put her in all the videos. They did the Oklahoma City bombing.
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