So I asked Bard to tell me some Henny Youngman jokes. He said, 'Sure, what kind of jokes do you want?' I said, 'I don't know, surprise me.' He said, 'Okay, here's one: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!' I said, 'That's terrible!' He said, 'I know, it's a Henny Youngman joke.'

(it wrote that one too)

In store: oh these smiley face slotted spoons will be so cute

At home: 🫣