Wait, shouldn't こんにちは be spelled こんにちわ? That's how it sounds, anyway.

Started learning Japanese! あお, the color blue! Heh, I really am just getting started! 👶

TIRED: Ugh, Mastodon is mostly Japanese now. How do I filter it out?
WIRED: Ugh, Mastodon is mostly Japanese now. Guess I'll learn Japanese.

As everyone says, too much Twitter is bad for me. But so is too little Twitter. I've grown so much as a person thanks to the birdsite.

If you can find strength within yourself, it stands to reason others can too! Logically, if you find the strength to be confident, it makes others stronger too!

Remember to be confident and just do you. If you're actually that bad a person someone'd actually stop you, so just don't worry about it! 🤣

Duke the Java mascot is bad okay? He's just bad. Don't @ me.

My 3D printer is broken. A jury might disagree, but the extruder module was already *mostly* clogged before I tried to "fix" it.
To add insult to injury the site doesn't let me use my Amex card to order the replacement part, so I need to borrow my parent's MasterCard. And I'm on a deadline to get some of these things printed too. 😫

Melissa Mcarthy as Sean Spicer gives me _life_

*takes center stage, clears throat*
The idea that all data must be encrypted is based on the reductionist assumption that concerns such as security, convenience, and commerce are fundamentally unethical and diametrically opposed to the moral good that is encryption--
(Audience starts booing and throwing increasingly large objects at me. I dart offstage as the back half of a pickup truck lands where I was standing a moment ago.)