chuck norris sucks. bye bitch.

Id like a slice of that

God needs you to send me money. I take PayPal, zelle, check, cash, venmo, Amazon and visa gift cards.

US Congress is gross as fuck

Wait… It was actually white and gold the whole time? I never saw it as white and gold

Candy bars are an indulgence that someone can live without. There are times in someone’s life where healthcare is necessary to continue living.

I still have a checkbook

I’m not myself without my naps

What’s it made from?

What’s a Cheezit?