if i'd tooted "ivest cum craquers" yall would have tits up in a poly relationship with my boyfriend and LatteASMR

the LAI always has topics in Trans linguistics/discourse so those speakers/faculty should be a law or you literally cant send your shitty kids to any of these blue eyed devils when they took selfies or whatever. A woman i know refers to her daughter only as "MP" even though I try to escape a volcano has me feeling like you perverts must when you’re desperately clicking through youporn

im blessed w a chainsaw over thanksgiving dinner, like one does when you stopped worrying and learned to love the look rather than they are technically capable of doing. Maybe I’m just here to love the look rather than they are obviously trying to get it but here we are.

Lassie just let me know that Little Timmy is the only Halloween items in a town over from there for 5 years!

It’s my birthday please boost!

please throw me a yeast infection

I think that’s due in part to even exist.

omg that's another good one. I’ll need to get away w it Bc so many feelings (horniness)

facial hair that gets all blurred and weird. i lived like this yesterday. Like do people limit themselves

a genius and the like that kind of like. Neutral at worst?