DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUN! NOBODY expects the Spanish artist with a lot of unsettling characters hiding the pain and smiling!

But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all

“When Jesus comes back, we pinch!”

Rover!

Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”

Iceland is named after its most famous celebrity: Vanilla Ice.

I thought it was because you’re always shitting in the yard

A game where you try to make your team guess a word when you have a list of words you can’t use as a clue. That should always be taboo.

“In its recall letter, the company further stated if any of its products are flagged by the FDA for containing hidden ingredients, they’re immediately removed from its catalog.” So “if they catch us we’ll take it down, but in the meantime good luck!”

I need hair, not feathers.