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monwan Feb 10, 2023

Klingon Pop Warrior Feb 7, 2023

Hey #Chicago #nerdlesque #burlesque #cosplay community! Are you a #StarTrek fan?
Lottie a la West & I are putting together a First Contact Day cabaret!
Want to be part of the magic? There will be stipends & profits will go to charity!
Accepting submissions now for performers, stage kittens, and more!
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monwan Jan 31, 2023

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I no longer call it birth control.

Instead, I refer to it as “Terms of Cervix Agreement”.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/LeenMcBeans/status/1620248880129671169

Veryfried Beans 🐀 ꪜ on Twitter

“I no longer call it birth control. Instead, I refer to it as “Terms of Cervix Agreement”.”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

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When I was 8 months pregnant, I went on a field trip to the zoo with my anthropology class. A chimpanzee was screaming at his fellow chimps, and fiercly gaurding a dead rat he had caught. He took one look at my pregnant belly, let out a huge sigh, and threw the rat at my feet.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AbleLikes/status/1620442896683110400

🪷Likes🪷🇵🇸 on Twitter

“When I was 8 months pregnant, I went on a field trip to the zoo with my anthropology class. A chimpanzee was screaming at his fellow chimps, and fiercly gaurding a dead rat he had caught. He took one look at my pregnant belly, let out a huge sigh, and threw the rat at my feet.”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

Receive a followup email from someone. Boss cc'd.

Boss: Great followup email.
My response: Glad you like it. You wrote it two weeks ago and the other person never responded.

monwan Jan 31, 2023

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PHIL COLLINS celebrates his 72nd birthday today.

In 2020 two teenage boys recorded themselves listening to his classic hit IN THE AIR TONIGHT for the first time…

…and they can’t believe it!

Cr: TwinsthenewTrend (YT).

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JamesL1927/status/1620154893460807686

James Leighton on Twitter

“PHIL COLLINS celebrates his 72nd birthday today. In 2020 two teenage boys recorded themselves listening to his classic hit IN THE AIR TONIGHT for the first time… …and they can’t believe it! Cr: TwinsthenewTrend (YT).”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

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Marie Kondo told y’all to chill out and organize and some of you took it to a cultish level. That lady was all vibes, if you feel betrayed by her admitting to being messy now because of her kids you were the ones who did too much. You didn’t need storage bins. You needed therapy.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChefJonKung/status/1620066798208192512

Jon Kung on Twitter

“Marie Kondo told y’all to chill out and organize and some of you took it to a cultish level. That lady was all vibes, if you feel betrayed by her admitting to being messy now because of her kids you were the ones who did too much. You didn’t need storage bins. You needed therapy.”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

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Colin Firth as Darcy having to *visibly* control himself seeing his darling Lizzy upset 🥺

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/chaoticguitar/status/1620153117156470786

🐝Promenading Anthony’s Pinnacle🐝 on Twitter

“Colin Firth as Darcy having to *visibly* control himself seeing his darling Lizzy upset 🥺”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

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sending a text/dm or reply with an unsolicited nude is sexual assault and should be punishable by law and put you on the offender registry. just bc it's online doesn't make it any different than indecent exposure in real life. it's shameful that laws don't protect us from this.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CynfullySweetXO/status/1620113708377862144

Cynfully Sweet🖤 on Twitter

“sending a text/dm or reply with an unsolicited nude is sexual assault and should be punishable by law and put you on the offender registry. just bc it's online doesn't make it any different than indecent exposure in real life. it's shameful that laws don't protect us from this.”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

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Walter
🥺🥺🥺 https://twitter.com/evenstvr/status/1619813572581928960

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MandrakeVenus/status/1620151530249949185

libby on Twitter

“what’s a male acting performance where he’s having the worst day of his life but looks so hot doing it”

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monwan Jan 31, 2023

Kitten snores...